Granola Head - The Queers

Eating magic mushrooms ain’t for me

Or getting all screwed up on LSD

Or eating bean sprouts all day long

And smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing flowers in my hair

And having dirty underwear

I don’t wanna be a granola-head (x2)

Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs

Ugly chicks with hairy legs

I think I’d rather be at home

Listening to the Ramones

Or hanging out and getting drunk

With a bunch of useless punks

Oh can’t you see

It’s not for me

Eating bean sprouts all day long

And smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing flowers in my hair

And having dirty underwear