Food - The Turtles

Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, spaghetti, rice

French fried potatoes and goulash (Food!)

Eggs over easy, asparagus spears

Hot dogs and baked beans and sauerkraut

Black-bottomed mushrooms and chicken pot pie

Pink lemonade on the Fourth of July

But there’s one thing that we’d gladly doff our shells for

So we present our recipe and wish you well, for

You take

Two thirds cups of flour

A teaspoon full of salt

A quarter pound of butter

Add an egg and blend it out

Two squares of dark chocolate

Walnuts, pot and sugar

A teaspoon of bakin' powder

Thirty minutes in the heat and it’s over

Tea, biscuits, tomato soup, ham on rye

Hot apple, pineapple sundae (Food!)

Honeydew, artichoke, hearts of lettuce

Buttered bagels and lox, cream cheese, rhubarb (Food!)

Peanut butter sandwiches, English muffins

Kumquats, berries, fish, steak and grapefruit

Poi, pecan nuts and chocolate mousse, grits, parsnips

And toast, marmalade, shish kebab, turtle soup

(Well, those brownies oughta be just about ready now

Why don’t we go have one, hmm?

I mean, really)