Pure Mania - The Vibrators

You’re the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother\nYour father was a megalomaniac\nYou’ve got an insane brother\nYour nurse committed suicide\nWhen you tore her off strip\nYou carry a shooter to parties 'cos you think it’s hip\nBut it’s a pure mania\nIt stopped being a game\nWhen you found it would take you to the asylum again\nWell your uncle was a rich man\nBut he also was a thief\nHis sister was a dyke thing who went out with girls to get relief\nYou come on with your «how do you do?»\nHoney I need a drink before I can look at you\nBut it’s a pure mania\nIt stopped being a game\nWhen you found it would take you to the asylum again\nWell your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks\nAnd your grandfather put people’s eyes out with a pointed stick\nYour whole family seems to be round the bend\nIf I got hitched up with you it’d be the livin' end\nBut it’s a pure mania\nIt stopped being a game\nWhen you found it would take you to the asylum again\nWell you may not have an asylum\nBut you sure got 9.00 to 5.00\nYou’d better go and find a doctor\nSee if you’re alive