House of Awesome - The Whomping Willows

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to

Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do

I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

He said, «Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported

To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure —

You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.»

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home

Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or sexual preference

We accept whites, we accept blacks

We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback

We accept Asians, we accept Jews

We accept everyone and that includes you!

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to

Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do

I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

He said, «Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported

To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure —

You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.»

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome