Loser's Paradise - THePETEBOX

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control

Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

So don’t believe everything that you breathe

You got a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (baby b-baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(you kill me)

Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(you kill kill)

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber

Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag

One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing

You can’t get right if you can’t relate

Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite

Who’s choking on the splinters

Soy (soy) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (I'm a loser baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(you kill me)

Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(you kill kill me)

Soy (you kill me, soy, you kill me) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (baby baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(you kill me)

Soy (kill me, soy, kill) un perdedor (un perdedor)

Cause I’m a loser baby (-ser ba-baby -ser baby)

So why don’t you kill me?

(So why don’t you kill me?)

(So why don’t you kill me?)

(So why don’t you kill me?)

(Fade out)