The Cap'm - They Might Be Giants

Do you think there’s somebody out there

Someone else who’s better than the one you’ve got?

Well' there’s not -- there’s not

When I talk you keep looking away from me

Cause you probably think that I’m high on pot

But I’m not -- I’m not

Look me over, I’m the cap’m

You say it’s such a joke but I don’t see you laughing

People seem to think you can’t be called the cap’m unless you drive a boat

Well, I don’t -- I don’t

Look me over, I’m the cap’m

Go ahead and mess with me -- you find out what will hap’m

Sit beside me at the helm

Yeah, this is what I call the helm

And this button here is the fast-forward button

Did you say

What I think you just said?

My hat look good on me?

I agree -- I agree

Look me over, I’m the cap’m

You act like it’s a joke but I don’t see you laughing

People seem to think you can’t be called the cap’m unless you drive a boat

Well, I don’t -- I don’t

I don’t

I don’t

I don’t