Dark Side - Tim Minchin

I can have a dark side

If you want me to

I can have a dark side

I can develop my brooding potential

If pain’s what you want in an act

Pain I can do

I can have a dark side too

I can have a dark side too

I called my girlfriend up on the phone

I said, «Hey, girlfriend, what’s going wrong?»

She said, «I'm breaking it off with you

„I feel as if the m-m-magic has gone“

I said, „Hey baby, what’re you talking about?

I thought that everything was just fine“

She said, „That's exactly my point:

I just get so annoyed how you’re so happy all the time“

I need somebody deeper than you (somebody deeper than you)

Someone with a little third-dimension»

I said

I can have a dark side

If you want me to

I can have a dark side

I can develop my brooding potential

If pain’s what you want in a man

Pain I can do

I can have a dark side too

I can have a dark side

I can have a dark side

I can have a dark side

Ooh, yeah

I wrote a letter to Mr. Sony

I said, «Hey, Sony, what’s g-going down?

I’ve got a record and I reckon it’s wicked

And I think you should s-spread it around»

He said, «Hey Tim, I quite like your work»

He says, «It's clever and quirky

But I promise you this:

You could be clever as Voltaire

But it won’t get you nowhere

If you wanna sell discs

Clever never made no one rich

It doesn’t appeal to the teenage market

The teenage market!»

Well, I can have a dark side

If you want me to

I can have a dark side

I can reveal my tortured internals

If pain’s what you want in an act

Pain I can do

I can have a dark side too

I can have a dark side too

Daddy never came to my ball games

Where are you daddy?

Daddy never came to my ball games

He never loved me

Daddy never came to my ball games daddy

Daddy never came to my ball games daddy

Daddy never came to my ball games

Daddy never came

He’s only sleeping

I can have a dark side

If you want me to

If you want me to

Yeah I

I can have a dark side

If you want me to

Dark side to ya

I can have a dark side

If you want me to

If you want me to

Yeah I

I can have a dark side

If you want me to (If you want me to)

Dark side to ya

I can have a dark side

If you want me to