Have I Got A Present For You - Toby Keith

I can’t believe what Christmas has come to today

All these atheists and judges trying to take it away

No carols in our public schools, no trees in City Hall

And they wish you Season’s Greetings at the shopping mall

Ain’t you sick of it all?

Well, there’s a war on Christmas, it’s under attack

But this year America’s taking it back

Separate church and state, that’s what some lawyer said

I say it’s time we separated him from his head

You can call me un-Christian but that’s not true

'Cause have I got a present for you

It’s the though that counts

Christmas is as American as apple pie

It’s a late December version of the Fourth of July

And they may go by a different name

But Uncle Sam and Santa Claus are one and the same

So boys take aim

Well, there’s a war on Christmas, it’s under attack

But this year America’s taking it back

Separate church and state, that’s what some liberal said

I say it’s time we separated him from his head

You can call me un-Christian but that’s not true

Buddy I got a present for you

I hope it’s the right size

Oh say can you see this Christmas

Baby Jesus 'tis of thee

I’m placing 50 shining stars atop

The Statue of Liber-Tree

Then I’ll go and jingle the Liberty Bell

Post Old Glory with an elf

And if you say I can’t deck my halls

Then I’ll deck you myself

Well, there’s a war on Christmas it’s under attack

Hey, this year Old Saint Nicholas is taking it back

He’s firing guns from his reindeer, dropping bombs from his sled

This year if you were naughty, you’re as good as dead

He wears red and white, and you can throw in blue

And has he got a present for you

And St. Toby has got one too

Yeah, we got a present for you

As in the ACLU

Easy Rudolph, down boy