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When James was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

And I don’t know if it’s a booty call or not

So, what, what do you think

Did, did you think that girl was pretty

How did that girl even get in here

Do you see her

She is so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah

It’s not even summer

Why does the DJ keep on playing 'Summertime Sadness

After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first, let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter

I don’t know if I should go XXpro or Valencia

I want to look tan

What should my caption be

I want it to be clever

How about living with my bitches, #live

I only got ten likes in the last five minutes

Do you think I should take it down

Let me take a little selfie

Selfie, selfie

Let me take a selfie

Wait, pause

Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

That’s so ratchet

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays

Okay, let’s go take some shots

Oh no, I feel like I’m gonna throw up

Oh wait, nevermind, I’m fine, let’s go dance

There’s no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here

Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him

I guess I took a good selfie

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