I Wanna Pimp you Hoe - Too Short

I know you think I’m crazy, based on how retarded I get

All these pimps on the mic, bitch I started that shit

When Snoop was in elementary, I rapped on hella pimp beats

Keep the rhymes in a big-ass box, that’s never empty

In 1981 I said, «Bitch suck my dick!»

And Freddie B, had the tooth fairy turnin tricks

Befo' Eazy-E, Ice Cube, N.W.A

I was spittin pimp rhymes, way up in the bay

I grew up in L.A., back in the day mayne

I moved to Oakland, and soaked up that bay game

Mo' bounce to the ounce, we was bumpin Spoonie Gee

Or Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill to me

In 1982 we had fun in the streets

All they played was Too $hort, and Run-D.M.C.

nigga

And I was rappin X-rated back then

I was just a lil' kid, but a real mack pimp

Now all these niggas, pimpin, without no hoes

All these niggas, rappin and can’t rock no shows

And the rest of y’all frontin, in your videos

Gettin it, actin like some silly hoes

You ain’t pimpin mayne!

You don’t talk like we talk

You like a wannabe gangbanger tryin to C-walk

You ain’t a crip motherfucker, and you ain’t a B-dawg

You actin way too phony, and now you pissin me off

Fake gangster who you killed?

Fake pimp what you sayin?

Yo' album sound fake, and you’re fuckin up the game

You make a lot of rap fans, hate this shit

$hort Dawg got a new one?

I can’t wait to get it

It’s called «Up All Nite,» with Lil Jon and Jazze Pha

And if you ain’t heard yet, you know I have to say that

Bitches jammin, I know you want it now

$hort Dawg got the hottest shit comin out

You know I have to say that

Bitches jammin