Double Header (feat. Wallpaper) - Too Short, Wallpaper

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba

Girl why you wanna bother me?

I already tried that monogamy

I been stopped datin young college freaks

But don’t start tryin to Bill Cosby

Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo'

Bitch, we cain’t be the Huxtables

For me — that’s like suicide

If I ever get married I want two rides!

Fatty girl;

go and grab a friend for me

One + one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed

Fatty girl;

you and her and her and me

Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat

(One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader)

Yo' wife is the warden

Stay out all night she might issue a warrant

A straight APB

And if you locked out the house you cain’t stay with me

Musta got paroled cause you out now

Last few years you was locked down

Don’t come to my house cause this different here

Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire

I never would marry no Wedding Singer

I want twins, that look like Brittney Binger

A pretty actress like Make More Money

You can have her — gimme two Playboy Bunnies

I tell my wives to cum/come to me

I know you not havin mo' fun than me

If you in love need to pop the question

If you a player don’t stop the session

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba

Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba

Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader

(One is fun, but two is better)

Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo'

(One is fun, but two is better)

Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo'

(One is fun, but two is better)

Now get butt-naked let’s fuck some mo'