J.B. Shredman - Train Wreck, Kyle Gass

This next song’s a barn-burnin' button-ruster

A-featurin' a guitar player called John Bartholomew Shredman

Hang on to your hats, 'cause it goes something like this!

John Bartholomew Shredman

Come on and shred me all night long, awww!

John Bartholomew Shredman

Come on and shred me all night long

With his song

Before the night is over

He’ll be shreddin' me with his schlong

And ladies, it’s long!

Shred!

Shred!

Oh yeah — Like it!

Wow!

Chicken pick!

Watch Boy Johnny dance y’all

Check out his crazy antics nigh

Ow!

Watch Boy Johnny dance y’all

Check out his crazy antics nigh

He ain’t shy

His preference is a mystery

So watch out every fan tonight

Come on Boy Johnny, play the bass!

Walk it!

Shouldn’t really be a solo instrument though

S’pretty good

Who-hoah yeah!

That’s good!

Dallas St. Bernard, yeah

He can really play those skins

Ohhh, Dallas St. Bernard, yeah

He can really play those skins

He’s gonna play a drum solo

Check out his drum solo now!

C’mon Dallas!

Drop some bombs — go!

Oh!

You play triplets?

Triplets?!

Ow!

Man, was that triplets?

What Darryl?

Washboard solo now!

And — go!

How does he do that!

Polyrhythms?!

Take lessons?!

From Darryl!

Wait, what about me?

I gotta take a solo

I guess I’ll use my voice — as an instrument

Skibidoo ska, skibidoo ska

Ska ska ska ska skibidoo skibidoo scat!

Awww, scat!

Solo scat!

That’s right it’s scat!

Skibidoo ska skat skat don diddle-ooo booo diddle-oo diddle-oo dibo bao

Ohhhhh, diddle-oo bo do skiddle-do skidd-oh

This is how we end the song with this stupid riff

Uh-oh, sounds like someone’s got the blues

Oh, wait a minute

Oh, classico domingo