Dick Touch the Water - Tropical Storm

Every time I use the bathroom

I don’t know if it’s because I have a long McThunderstick

Or it’s just high water levels

But every time I sit down on that toilet

Guess what happens

When I shit

(What happens?)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

When I shit

(Busta)

My dick touch the water

(Damn, man)

It’s eight inch and a quarter

(Big dick)

Dick’s all brown like some cola

(Coca)

Yellow pee like Corona

(Sober)

R. Kelly, I pee on her

(I do)

Lewis, Leona

(Who's that?)

Florida, Daytona

(Love that)

My dick touch the water

This bathroom hot as a sauna

Turned green like Shrek and Fiona

I need some tissue from corner

I got cramp in my shoulder

My boo boo brown like some Folger

Look like a miniature soldier

This splash is colder and colder

When I shit

(What happens?)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

My dick touch the water

(Splash)

I go to work