The Unknown Stuntman - TV Themes

Well

I’m not the kind to kiss and tell

But I’ve been with Farah.

I’ve never been with anything less than an nine

So fine.

I’ve been on fire with Sally Fields

Gone fast with a girl name Bo But somehow they just don’t end up as mine.

It’s death-defying life a lead

I take my chances.

I die in movies and t.v.

But the hardiest thing i ever

Do i watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy while bandagin'

Knee.

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a band-new car 'cause

I’m the unknown stuntman that made

Redford such a star.

I’ve never spent much time in school

But i taught ladies true

I hire my body out for pay.

I’ve gottin burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up for Raquel Welch but when

I end up in the hay it’s only hay, hay, hay.

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine.

'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that

Makes Eastwood look so fine.

They’ll never make me President

But I’ve got the best first ladies.

Some day’s I’ve got’em as far as the

Can see"oowee"

A morning drive with Jakie Smith

I crash in the night Cheryl

But in the end never stay with me.

I might fall from tall building

So Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt

I might leap a mighty canyon

So he can kiss a flirt.

While that smooth talker’s

Kissin' my girl I’m just

Kissin' dirt.

Yes I’m the lonely stuntman

That made a lover out of Bert.