Bend Over - Wagon Christ

Kicked the door down and a man was in there and he went to get us so I picked a

chair up and threw it at ‘im and started bootin' it in and nutted him and

everything

We got out there and we thought we’d have a go and have a bit of a spend up and

I bought some new boots and braces and some Levi Sta-Prest

I was sitting indoors having a cup of tea and there was a knock at the door and

it was the law, and me mum said for them to come in because she knew something

was up, and then they accused me and said I’d have to come down to the station

We’d been witnessed, so I went down there and said I hadn’t done it and I

denied it all and then we’d all made different statements and we were all wrong

Anyhow, I got proven guilty and I got two years in borstal

They gave me these rotten old clothes that had numbers on them, bar of soap an'

a towel had a number on an' all, an' a razor and a couple of blades which were

blunt

I give yer my number 5360

A geezer come round, a guv’nor, and he says «I've got a friend, if you’re good

an' that you can go down to visit him, he’s got a nice swimming pool down there,

some of the boys go down there.»

I thought yeah, I thought yeah,

that’s if you bend for ‘im