Another Tattoo - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Beautiful tats, all over my back!

Makes me so proud, I’m gonna shout it out loud!

I got another tattoo, baby!

(Yeah!)

Another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

No part of me’s blank, I’m really ink obsessed

It’s like an art show the moment that I get undressed

At every job interview, they’re just so impressed

Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest

Over here is Clay Aiken, there’s a side of bacon

And a minotaur pillow fighting with Satan

Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skating

Wait… It’s Ronald Reagan

I got these dragons, I got these dolphins

All inscribed on me indelibly, I’ve had bad reactions

Bad infections, even hepatitis C

My friends think that I need therapy

Maybe some laser surgery

For the flaming goat skull on my knee

Knee, knee, knee, knee (hey…)

Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back!

(all over)

And I’ve got some space here, on the side of my face here

For another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

No, I’m not high (high), I’m really okay (okay)

I just love these scribbles (haha), that won’t go away

I got another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Yeah…

Yes, there were a few

I got from a losing a bet

I misspelled a word or two

Still there’s nothing I regret

My shopping trips are no sweat

There’s never stuff I forget

Check out this rad Boba Fett

He’s playing clarinet!

Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back!

(all over)

And what the heck (haha), there’s still room on my neck (waa)

I’ll get another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

I don’t know why (why), but every day (day)

Whenever folks see me, they just back away

I got another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby!

(noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Yeah…

OWW!

Dehh… Okay, right there by my elbow, see?

Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left

Uhhh.

Maybe a squid or a tarantula or something

I dunno, surprise me

OWW!

MOTHER…