Echo Scratch - Whodini

From the people’s republic of turntable town

Where instead of having battles we have showdowns

Where everybody’s put into the spotlight

rap if they’d like

So get on up, don’t be shy

Listen to us rhyme as time goes by

Everybody stand back and brace yourself

While I pull a book of rhymes off a rhymin' shelf

From A-B-C, we’re X, 'Lil, and Dee

Master Dee is the cook and we’re the MC

But like the waiters in your favorite restaurant

We’re gonna serve you anything you want

We got a menu just as thick as any book

And if it’s not on the menu, we’ll ask the cook

Because special orders don’t upset us

If you want it done special, why don’t you let us?

Serve you your way

Serve you your way

Now I think it’s only fair that I warn you

If you stay here tonight I’ll be all up on you

And if you try to leave, I’ll ask you to stay

'Cause baby if you stay I’ll serve you your way

'Cause champagne’s what you want, don’t give it a thought

Just relax for awhile, let me pop the cork

If you like it a lot, let’s make it a double

That’s Dom Perignon, it’s supposed to bubble

As the champagne works and relaxes your fear

I’ll make you feel what you’ve been fakin', all these years

This is a brand new time, a brand new day

It’s about time you got served your way

'Cause if I serve you my way, I turn you on

But if I serve you your way, I can’t go wrong

Although my way’s the way and your way’s OK

If you want to play your way

Then I’ll serve you down, to the ground

I’ll toss you up in the air and spin you around

And if you wanna know what’s that in the back

That’s what we call the echo scratch

Dee goes, the goes

And that’s what we call the echo scratch

Serve you your way

Serve you your way

We and when we give you the word

We really don’t care who’s second or third

In the way we speak because we play for keeps

All that we learn, we’re willing to teach

To everybody, so gather around

'Cause the ones with the good stuff’s back in town

We’ve asked those questions and learned the lesson

So we’re tellin' you for your own protection

We put our special talents together

Now we’re a team wearing and leather

With platinum records, yeah we’re well-respected

But there’s one trick Master Dee has perfected

itching up and down your back

Scratching to the bone while I’m on the microphone

Prepare yourself… we're introducing the echo scratch

That’s what we call the echo scratch

Dee goes, the goes

And that’s what we call the echo scratch