Dropjaw - WHY?

Yes, it’s me;

Dropjaw.

Oooooh

Oh hi there, I haven’t really gotten dressed yet,

but I will, so, look over there.

Oh look away, oh, or that way.

Or that way.

No?

Okay.

Well,

Son, I take pleasure in capturing media

But I refuse to film in the bath.

I have a hunch that I might be

bi-polar or whatever and I love cartoons.

Um, and I spit the rhymes, yo

That’s truth.

So if you want me to spit, I just might.

Dropjaw.

But um

Well

I was just saying that.

I’d love if you look off me while I put on me clothes

What, is that not cool or something?

Hey, I’m too much man

For you.

Just let me have my shirt

Just making a movie

But, I’ve meant to leave everything on

Weird, and den 'twas like

So darn hot out

Look, man, I couldn’t help it

They say I love my kitty

But not like that, man!

No, that way!

Check it out:

One time I hit a deer when I was out

Driving, hit him on the head

And me, me car,

Me car totaled.

And uh, I love my car.

I got up, mm, brush them off.

I’m, uh, uh.

Didn’t ruin my day,

Can’t ruin my day,

Like Jesus say.

But yeah, no problem.

Yeah, but the poor deer, yeah.

Everywhere was blood,

Yeah, little Bambi’s mom was eating some ratatouille

Man, my god.

Ugh.

Got some Skittles™ for you, dread,

Come have some candy.

And um,

Break me off a piece of that

Kit-kat™ bar.

Yes

Dum dum do do do do don dang

Boo ah ba ba ba bo ba

That’s you, boooooooo

Right?

Yes.

Yep.