Intro - Will Smith

Good evening ladies and gentleman

I’m Mia Pittson

I’m standing in front of the historic Manns Chinese Theatre

Where thousands, literally thousands of fans, journalists, and well-wishers

have gathered merely to catch a glimpse of the artist formerly known as The

Fresh Prince

This album premiere marks Will Smith’s return to the world of rap

The long awaited album entitled Big Willie Style has broken sale records

everywhere from Bangkok to Madagascar

As we all anxiously await the arrival of the man himself…

(crowd cheers)

Oh, wait a minute… Judging from the stir of the crowd, yes!

He has arrived ladies and gentlemen, Will Smith has arrived!

Uh, Will

Will, Will, brotha, real brothers

Hey, hey, what’s up man?

No, how you doin?

Look, I’m Keith B-Real from Keep-It-Real Radio and founding editor of

Keep-It-Real Magazine and motivational tapes

We practice what we preach here brotha

And that is keepin it real

Now uh, Will

(*mumbles under breath*)

Lemme ask you something, do you think that you make quote-on-quote real rap

music?

'Cause I ain’t never seen no Will dancin' with no singing alien-- keep

it real

(*laughs*)

Well, yeah brotha I like to have a good time

Ya know, and have fun with the music that I make

Ya know, let people have fun with it

Mmmhmm

Fun in times like these

Anyway, keep it real

Another question if I can move on

Will, uh, you’ve saved the world two years in a row

Now do you feel you have some sort of superbilistic complex?

I-I'm sorry brotha, superb… Superbilistic?

Yeah, uh, you know.

Look it up, look it up

I ain’t got time

I’m keepin it real brotha

I mean do you feel that you’re superbilist than everybody else?

Now wait… Hold on, hold on.

Umm

Yo Charlie, Charlie

Look why don’t you uh, escort Mr. Real inside?

Show him to a real nice table

Oh, okay, is that the VIP?

Easy, easy man… I just got this out the cleaners

Hey, you take care, Keith

This is crushed linen

Dude, my motivational tapes…