Field Day For The Sundays - Wire

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays

So they can fuck up my life

Embarrass my wife, and leave a bad taste

That striped toothpaste

Can’t remove on Monday mornings

I wanna be a target for the dailies

So they can show

Pictures of me with a nude on page three

So lacking in taste

Touched up near the waist

Looking as limp as Monday morning

Touched up near the waist

Looking as limp as Monday morning