Shorties - Yellowman

Now here come the counteraction to don’t be like the blasted bagiboo?

I Yellowman deal with special request to you and you and god knows who

Do it Jah

Ca me chi gon' to tell you about shirt and blouses

Me a go tell you why the girls wear shorties

They want Yellowman to see their legses

The other time I see those creases

But when the breeze blow it exposes

The other time me have to cock up me noses

Cause it full of diseases, man it full of diseases

Worser than the pink eye diseases

Some of dem don’t mind their own business

Just a watch what Yellowman wearses

Them say me don’t wear up the trousers

Everyday me a dress up in a sweatsuit

Also bobby sock and track shoeses

The other time they say it expensive

Like me garment also me jewelry

You fe mind your own business

Before me wet you with a Guinness

You fe mind your own business

Before me wet you with a Guinness

Through certain circumstances

People have to pay up the taxes

To pay all the soldier and polices

To pave all roads and houses

To pay all the doctors and nurses

Me no fear fe chat this pon Aces

You fe mind your own business

Me will wet you with a Guinness

You fe mind your own business

Me will wet you with a Guinness

Some of them talk about a eases and squeezes

What about the hugging and kisses

I gonna tell you bout the boys and girlses

When them go to school have sex in the classes

Some of dem they also watches

Some of dem they carry pure newses

Some of dem they chat their ummmmm

It’s the eases and squeezes

It’s the eases and squeezes

What about the hugging and kissing

Me no ‘fraid fe chat upon Aces

Through certain circumstances

Nuff of them come from White Horses

Some of them come listen me at Aces

And when me chat them a wind up their waistes

Some of dem just come to watches

They watch what me and Fathead we wearses

And some of dem say we don’t wear trousers

Everyday we dress up in a track shoeses

It’s the eases and squeezes

You fe mind your own business

Before me wet you with a Guinness

God sent the gentle breezes that blow through the treeses

And lift up the young girlses dresses

And lift it up above their kneeses

And So that Yellowman seeses

That thing between their legses

And them we have little sex in the bushes

Some of dem roll out the wrath of Moses

The other time we push it through those creases

Some time they give us diseases

Some time they give us diseases

Only can cure by doctors and nurses

This are the eases and squeezes

Ya the the eases and squeezes

Well you fe mind your own business

you fe mind your own business

Through certain circumstances

People a pay up the taxes

To pay all the doctors and nurses

To pay all soldier and polices

To build roads, street and houses

You fe mind your own business

Jah will lick you with diseases

Worses than the pink eye diseases

This are the eases and squeezes.

God sent the gentle voices

That Yellowman started deejayses

And all the girls dem pleases

This are the eases and squeezes

This are the eases and squeezes

Me a go tell why they wear up the shortses

They want Yellowman to see their legses

The other time I see those creases

But when the breeze started to blowses

The other time it start exposes

Me have to cock up all me noses