Just a Friend - Biz Markie

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met

I whispered in her ear, «Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof»

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, «How do you like the show?»

she said, «I was very amused»

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, «Do ya have a man,"she tried to pretend

She said, «No I don’t, I only have a friend»

Come on, I’m not even goin' for it

This is what I’m goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

But you say he’s just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn’t be no crime

'Cause I have friends and that’s a fact

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq

Forget about that, let’s go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin', getttin' familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build

A relationship or some understanding

Of how it’s gonna be in the future we was plannin'

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was doin'

I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again

I said, «Yo, who was that?""Oh, he’s just a friend»

Don’t gimme that, don’t even gimme that

Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend

But you say he’s just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form

He told me where it was and I as on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn’t know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap!

Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I say

Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend