Adulting - Psychostick

I don’t wanna adult today

Things to fix, bills to pay

I just want to stay in bed

Play video games, but instead

I gotta get up, go to work

Put on my pants, iron my shirt

Warm up my car, did I get gas?

Sit in traffic, this jerk won’t let me pass

I’ve had enough adulting

No more being grown up for me

Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJs)

Playing Super Mario 3

No

I can’t do that, I gotta do the thing

But I don’t wanna do the thing!

But you gotta do the thing!

I’m not gonna do the thing!

Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me

Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery

I don’t wanna do stuff

Doing stuff is stupid

A meaningless existence:

Doing stuff to live to have to do more stuff

You must renew your license plate, utilities need to be paid

Stop

I need a break from the stress, taxes overdue

Car needs an emissions test

I can’t take it anymore!

Filthy bathroom floor, and I gotta go to the store

Going to the store is such a bore

Paying bills has no thrills

Putting on pants is a torturous dance

Being an adult is the worst kind of cult

I’m done with adulting

No more being grown up for me

I’m gonna call off work, third day in a row

Eating chicken strips, playing Battletoads

I’m done with adulting

No more responsibility

I’m out of food and money

But I gotta finish season 3

And they fired me.

I gotta find a job

I don’t wanna get a job!

But you gotta get a job!

I don’t want another job!

Spruce up your resume!

I hate job hunting!

Shave your beard!

No!

Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me

Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery

I don’t wanna job hunt

Job hunting is stupid

A meaningless existence:

Work a job to live to have to work a job

I refuse to get a job, or do adulting stuff

I’d rather erect a couch cushion fortress.

Have a staring contest with my cat, Sergeant Snuggles

Rewatch all 121 episodes of Lost (still don’t get it)

Fall asleep with the lights on

Eat Ramen straight out of the pack

Let the dishes attract fruit flies

Make a Youtube page for Sergeant Snuggles

Look Sergeant Snuggles, a comment

Meow!

Why are you making videos of your cat?

Aren’t you unemployed?

I’ve had it.

Don’t you dare judge me

Been told since birth to follow my dreams

You’re looking at it.

I’m living the dream

The lifetime pursuit of absolutely nothing

The pursuit of nothing

The pursuit of nothing

I don’t wanna human today

No more brushing teeth, let them decay

Haven’t showered in over a week

I don’t even wanna think

Just leave me here in bed

Pull the covers over my head

Let the world think I’m dead

Cause I’m gonna…

I’m finished with adulting

No more being grown up for me

Sergeant Snuggles' Youtube page

Has a billion views, so I’m getting paid

Give up on adulting

You just gotta follow your dreams

Don’t need a job or any skills

When your kitty cat can pay the bills

Sergeant Snuggles

Passive income