Books - Adam Sandler

I am gonna read a book

Read a book, read a book

Gonna be a better man

Better man than I am

So I go to Amazon

Amazon dot com

And I buy a dozen books

Lots of books, smart books

They will ship them right away

Right away, in a day

And I have Amazon Prime

So it doesn’t cost a dime

So I look at my new book

Take a look at my book

Right away I tune out

Don’t like reading, get distracted

So I turn on my TV

TV good, reading bad

And I watch Property Brothers

For 11 fucking hours

Hello.