Hero: Plane - Adam Sandler

The pilot had a heart attack

The co-pilot can’t be found

The people in the aisles are screaming

They know the plane’s going down

We need a hero, someone to save us

We need a hero to land the plane

We need a hero who’s going to do it

We need a hero to save the day

So I jump to my feet and I volunteer

The people on the plane All start to cheer

I get a high-five from a baby

And a hickey from a flight attendant

So I go in the cockpit Put the headset on

And grab the main control

Then right away I crash the plane

Because I don’t know what I’m doing

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.