Space Christmas - Allo Darlin'

If I could buy you anything I wanted this Christmas

I would get the Academy to give you an Oscar for your script

Even though you haven’t built a single set

I know it’s my favorite movie yet.

Well, I don’t have any money

And I won’t have any soon

I could be like Mata Hari and seduce and oil tycoon

He would give me a million pounds in a big suitcase

You and I would have our first Christmas in space

Space Christmas

Space Christmas

Maybe it’d be better if I didn’t spend at all

Sometimes the bestest presents don’t cost anything at all

I could phone the radio and dedicate a song to you

What would I choose?

You, you, you, you, you, you

I’m naturally competitive,

I can’t help it.

So I want my gift to be better

Than the ones from your old girlfriends

Just so you will know I’m better than the rest

Because my darling,

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

I love you the best.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas