Woody Allen - Allo Darlin'

In the movie of our lives, would Woody Allen write the screenplay?

Not his best era, but certainly not his worst either

But I wouldn’t like to be like Diane Keaton in Manhattan

So cerebral was she, runs away from any romance

But though you’re neurotic, and a little paranoid

It doesn’t make me Annie, it doesn’t make you Alvy

Woody Allen couldn’t play you

Woody Allen couldn’t play you

I know you want him to But he couldn’t play you

If the Swedish director Ingmar Bergman was still with us What a mastermind but surely he’d have trouble with us See I wouldn’t like to be like Bibi Andersson in Wild Strawberries

What a doll she is, but I’m really not that complex

And although we argue, and we have our problems

And sometimes it gets bad, it never gets Bergman bad

Max von Sydow couldn’t play you

Max von Sydow couldn’t play you

I know you’d want him to But Max von Sydow couldn’t play you