Story Time - Beefy

Gather round kids, it’s story time

Let me try to convince you this tale is not mine

This boy is special but he doesn’t know

And that’s just the way the story goes

Chapter 1, anduction, say hello to the kid

Bit of an oddball, nobody saw the world quite like he did

He was a happy funny child and quite rarely it varied

Despite the fact he has no memory of his parents happily married

He just remembers early mornings with the screaming and the fighting

Escaped his rotten spot by his continuously lying

He then he started his writing, stories, essays, and raps

Always tried to make his friends laugh instead of going to class

See he was smart, not a genius, but he knew how to get by

With minimal effort, it made him L-A-Z-Y

So when it came to higher learning and he didn’t know to study

He dropped out after two years wasting a lot of daddy’s money

And he feels just like a burden and a charity case

You can see the stress cover his face, he’s out of place

And he feels inadequate, so he’s picking some fights

Cause a life of minimum wage the only thing in his sights

It’s like…

Chapter 2 deals with the love life, or the lack thereof

Dying a virgin makes him nauseous but he keeps his head up

He met a girl that he loved, but he got in too deep

And the opinions they spill out from everyone that he meets

They tell him stay away from her, your disrespecting yourself

She’s gonna marry that man, he tells them that he needs help

But all they ever tell him is to just get over her

Little did he know after one year that he’d wished he never talked to her

And when she’s wasted she gets stupid, spillin drinks on her blouse

He laughs when she walks her pretty drunk ass out of his house

Realized that she’s not prefect, in fact very for from it

Brain knew it all along, just took his heart some time to confront it

Over 700 miles keeps the two of them apart

Not his fault that the girl straight owns a piece of his heart

Used to obsesses on the daily but now he thinks she’s just nothin'

Lied right to his face each time she would tell him she loves him

Chapter 3 about the arson.

Manys he burned

He says that he is a good friend but that some people never learn

And maybe he’s right, knows he’s not the king of polite

He doesn’t talk shit about the guys he hungout with last night

But through the grapevine he learns a lot about himself

From a guy that he considered incredibly top shelf

Been bad mouthed him for years, it caused him disgust

Now another name on a list of males our hero can’t trust

Disassociates with those that diss his love and his brother

And he’ll punch you in the jaw, say the wrong thing bout his mother

He let it compound, stayed home alone with a Gamecube

Came this close to posting emo shit onto YouTube

Rage it would build, got attitude like young Ice Cube

He spends too much time trying to convince you he’s a good dude

BFF is bullshit and completely irrelevant

Too many if’s in this world for anything that is permanent