You Can Call Me Beef - Beefy

Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat

Loop it all night.

Ya got this track on repeat

From the northwest, but I’m bring the heat

You can call me Beef

Tbyte hits you all with the spirit

Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics

Wrapped around nothing specific

I’m not great dude, I’m terrific

Yo I’ve been here before

In the 509 I’m causing war

In the 206 I hit the blitz

Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix

Straight nerdcore rap machine

Running shit like Commander Keen

Call me up if your eighteen

Yo I’m only mean without caffeine

So when I get my fix

I’ll send yall to the river styx

Tell Charon I said hi

Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply

So get him while you can

Boyfriend?

Baby leave that man

Shouldn’t be a hard decision

You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision

Now we can figure out

All the silly things we’ll joke about

I’ve got skill and I’ve got power

And badass like MC Router

Beefy’s got a killer flow

Tell me something I don’t know

Router’s known to pop the glock

While Beefy’s playing Bioshock

Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now

That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW!

Beefy makes your brain explode

Unbeatable like Battletoads

Empty out that Tattoo bottle

Then adventure like Full Throttle

Sour like lemonade

Just need two coins for the arcade

Then spend all day on MvC

The sequel, homeslice, naturally

I don’t know what I found

But I know I hold it down

Nerdcore might be what ya call it

Can’t get enough like an alcoholic

I hear them cry and plea

I can’t stop singing Play With Me

And Table Top’s stuck in my head

We love Beefy from A to Zed

What can I say

With just one hook I’ll make your day

Just one verse I can make your year

Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear

Not with teeth just with my sound

My magic here is world renowned

And with every site I visit

I make each domain so exquisite

Other rappers whisper curses

But still begging me for verses

All powerful like Zeus

Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh

Ladies like feel on my wuubs

And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs

I’m a spaz just like JD

And narcotic too like Dr. Reed