Middle Age Waistline - Bob Rivers

I eat Mrs. Fields, I snack between meals

You can see my crack above my Levis

I don’t need to diet yo prove I’m light

And I don’t peel the skin off of my chicken

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Deep fry, don’t exercise

And grow that middle age waistline

It salivates my glands to smell a fresh roast ham

So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over

A second helping here, a hefty mug of beer

Let’s get some dinner before the food gets colder

Middle age waistline, I got a spandex waistband

Middle age waistline oh yeah

Not a crumb gets wasted

My belts busted!