Loathe Thy Neighbor - Psychostick

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds

You wave her a friendly hello, while she glares with judging eyes

Her glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s frames

They help her see your faults as she’s squinting with disdain

A retired English teacher with an overwhelming fragrance

Still alive, too stubborn to die, and death don’t have the patience

She has more cats than children by an order of magnitude

And whenever she loses at bingo, she takes it out on you

Calls the cops on her rotary phone

Every time you try to mow the lawn

Close your blinds, lock your doors (Evil wench)

I mind my business, now you mind yours (Nosy bitch)

Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (Cranky hag)

Now get off my porch and get off my ass (Yeah!)

Get off my ass

Go back inside

Stay in your home

Leave me alone

Get off my ass (get off my ass!)

Go back inside (Go back inside!)

Stay in your home.

(Stay in your home!)

Leave me alone

(Leave me alone)

Imagine a jerk in his 40s

In front of the broke down house that he rents

Not all that bright, chugging Natural Light

Flicking cigarette butts over your fence

Screaming all day at his beat up truck that he always fails to repair

More stains on his shirt than teeth in his mouth

And he doesn’t seem to care

A former high school quarterback

With delusions of long past glory

Blasts '80s crap from his Pontiac

As he tells you his whole life story

He parks and blocks my driveway

Then dumps his cup of tobacco spit

Setting fireworks off after midnight?

I’m about to lose my sh… temper

Mows his lawn at 2 AM (I shit you not)

He likes me, but I hate him

Deadbeat dad, he doesn’t pay child support

He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (huh… yeah!)

Close your blinds, lock your doors (Fucking hick!)

I mind my business, now you mind yours (Stupid douche!)

Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (Eat a dick!)

Now get off my porch and get off my ass

Get off my ass

Go back inside

Stay in your home

Leave me alone

Get off my ass (get off my ass!)

Go back inside (Go back inside!)

Stay in your home.

(Stay in your home!)

Leave me alone

Leave me alone

Leave me alone

Leave me alone

Leave me alone

We all hate the HOA

All the homes they look the same

The mortgage states the house belongs to me

You need to chill the fuck out and get off of my property

Some are so friendly but

Some of them are enemies

Makes me neurotic and keeps me on guard

Battling those neighbors with tolerant diplomacy

Tempts me to empty my bleach on their yard

I pour bleach on your yard

(I) Spelled «bitch» on your lawn

(Yeah) that’s right

Fuck your grass

Loathe thy neighbor