Pluh - Psychostick

Tearin’down the road doin’ninety

in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas

I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin’for a Sucker like me to drive by goin’way to fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view

So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road

He looked at me in the nose and said:

«Son, do you realize your tires are round?»

And I said:

«PLUH!»

YES, I SAID PLUH!

Walking down the streets in my running shoes lookin’for a shoestore

So that I can find myself parking spot

I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing

but his boxers

And a cap that said:

«I like tater tots.»

He said something in Latin

that I didn’t understand

And I thought the worst until

he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time

So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:

«PLUH!»

YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!

If there ever was a word that you heard

SO ABSURD

It could take the place of ANYTHING

that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question

Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

So remember the next time you forget

What you’re sayin’in the middle of a sentence-

Don’t strain your brain to remember the word

Instead look 'em right in the nose and

Tell 'em that the answer is:

«PLUH!»