You Can (Maybe) Do It - Psychostick

You wanna be like me?

You wanna soften up?

Well it ain’t easy so you better step your game down, son

Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up

Take a seat and let me show you how it’s not done

I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk

I can make the same choices and rely on luck

Got excuses for days that I’ll defend

Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end

I scare off all my friends

I forget to take my vitamins

Life can throw anything at me

I will always react the same

Get emotional and hang my head in shame

When I get knocked down I get upset about it

When I get upset I do nothing about it

When I get put down I get obsessed about it

I ignore advice from everyone

Don’t need self esteem, when your pride’s enough

Cause I suck

Got ya beat at how much I suck

I’m the WORST

You think you’re just like me?

You think you’re born to fail?

You don’t know the lost cause of this hollow shell

I’m broken as fuck, I’m damaged goods

The burned out Little Engine that Never Could

I’m a caged tiger that sits and waits

For someone to kindly open the gate

I’m the guitar that gently weeps

I’m a door mat so wipe your feet on me

I can’t admit I’m wrong

I forget to call my mom

Life can throw anything at me

I will always react the same

Whine online and find someone else to blame

When I get knocked down I get upset about it

When I get setback I do jack shit about it

When I get knocked down I get depressed about it

Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die

I could off myself but I’m too lazy to to try

Cause I suck

I’m pathetic and I also suck

Smashing boundaries on how to suck

Got Self-diagnosed OCD manic bipolar personality with

ADD borderline hyperactive mood swings

Impulse control-lacking, antisocial

Histrionic narcissistic all-avoidant codependent

A.D.D… hold on, I think I already said that

Self-loathing people hating

Way too much masturbating

Overthinking, overeating

Oversleep and drool

Cynical, critical

Randomly hysterical

Miserable

My voicemail is always full

Scatterbrained, paranoid

Chronically unemployed

Scared of phone calls

And I hate ordering pizza

Way too self-righteous

Failing every drug test

Issues with trust

And I sneeze when I’m nervous

ACHOO

Ugh, excuse me

When you ask me if I’m okay

I will dodge it relentlessly

I’ll say I’m fine and I don’t need therapy

When I get knocked down I get upset about it

When I get upset, I lay down and wallow in it

When I get walled in, I get cryptic about it

I’ll keep doing the same things everyday

Cause if I do, I bet things will change

Cause I suck

I bet tomorrow that I’ll still suck

My endlessly complex set of issues gives me a sense of identity

Thus I suck

No one sucks as much as I suck

Achoo!

Whew