Vegeta's Serenade - Starbomb

Oh Bulma, sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much

I’ve given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch

It’s kind of a big deal to do that, but I don’t regret it

I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn’t fuckin' get it

Dad, well maybe leave out the thing about Goku

What?

But it’s true, it was hard for me to go through

Just try again

OK, I guess

Just sing from the heart

The one I’ll rip out of Kakarot’s chest?

No

I really like the way you dress

That’s good

Kakarot’s wife looks like a fuckin mess

No!

What?!

Leave out Goku!

It’s about your wife

I’m just working in experience from life

But what about when you were wed?

It was the best thing in your life you said

You walked down the aisle and I thought with a glance

Your beauty’s captivating them.

Now’s my chance!

That’s what you were thinking?

Yes, but I had to wait

You would’ve been mad if I ruined your big day

That’s the nicest thing you’ve said so far

I figured I’d distract you with the salad bar

I had to wait until the reception

I asked Goten to run interception

Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode

Yeah, I remember.

You fought for 3 episodes

I used my big bang attack

But he shot a kamehameha right back

The collision blew up half the venue

Reducing the selection of the menu

But you were the only thing on my mind

As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind

I burned his flesh and punched his face

Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate