Tesla Coil - The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

A Tesla Coil

A Tesla Coil

My wife’s been fitted with a Tesla Coil

If I get frisky in the marital bed

Sparks shoot down her leg

What a shock

What a shock

10, 000 volts shoot through my cock

My wife protects herself from me

With electricity

She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you

It’s agony, and sometimes women die

She knew she could not trust me

To be chaste by will alone

So she went to see that Tesla guy

A Christmas tree

A Christmas tree

Her skirt lights up like a Christmas tree

If I act inappropriately

When we’re out after dark

Her bustle glows

Her bustle glows

It starts to crackle, then explodes

Lighting up the neighbourhood

With blue and purple sparks

She says that giving birth the once was quite enough, thank you

It’s agony, and sometimes women die

She knew she could not trust me

To be chaste by will alone

So she went to see that Tesla guy

Tesla

Nikola Tesla

Tesla

Nikola Tesla

Tesla

Nikola Tesla

Tesla

Nikola Tesla

A Tesla Coil

A Tesla Coil

It’s enough to make a man’s blood boil

My conjugal rights have all been spoiled

It’s a bloody disgrace

Nikola

Nikola

Get your arse back over here

If you cannot explain yourself

I’ll smash you in the face.